What were the first words spoken between you and your partner?

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  1. *Windy

    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    Brother-in-law and his wife -</p>

    &quot;Pass me that drink.&quot;</p>

    &quot;Get it yourself you big, pot-bellied, gibbon-armed rubbish.&quot;</p>
     
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  2. Gue

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    aye but which way round worrit said nt
     
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    Crystal - "Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Brad Pitt?"
    Kevin - "Yes."
     
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    Babysitter..

    I was in the local one saturday evening and was tring to think where I'd seen this lass before. Eventually it dawned on me, She'd been babysitting for friends one evening and I was on a date with a friend of theirs.We went back for supper. it took me ages to think where|i'd seen her before and as she passed I drunkenly shouted babysitter. The rest is history.
     
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    more like Corton Wood Pit nt
     
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    You just couldn't resist, could you?

    :D
     
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    Brad Pitt? Rhyming slang for "****", presumably :) nt
     
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    No, no, no, no, no, no

    Yes
     
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  9. Gue

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    aye but did she like thi ' winding gear'

    :eek:
     
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    She calls me

    Her little, button mushroom, so no.
     
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    I am actually struggling for a reply to that

    (chinny)
     
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    The truth

    Kev walked up to me in the office and asked,
    "Is it true that you wear stockings and suspenders?"
    I didn't say anything, just twanged my suspender strap. (angel) :)
     
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    Can i borrow a *** please love
     
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    RE: The truth

    (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) :pff :pff :pff :pff :pff :pff
     
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    hehe
     
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    Pas me that shovel. His feet are still twitching.
     
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    Me: "Good win for you lot"

    Her: "Aye"

    Romantic or what :D
     
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    "That were grand. How much do I owe you ?"

    She didn't reply - she's never been one to talk with her mouth full.</p>
     
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    Oddly enough

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