What would be the most painful thing to rub into your bellend?

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Vinegar?</p>

    Salt?</p>

    Blue Stratos?</p>

    I'm really in a quandry</p>
     
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    Deep Heat

    :D
     
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    cheese grater? nt
     
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    Drawing Pins nt nt
     
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    Rita Chakrabati nt
     
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    Hundredweight of caltrops.

    I should know.
     
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    Razor blade nt
     
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    Chillies nt
     
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    Johnny the tyke Well-Known Member

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    ACID!!!

    ...... I win!!
     
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    Powdered glass nt
     
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    Fiery jack

    :'(
     
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    paper cut :{ nt
     
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  13. Zad

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    My housemate experimented with deep heat and chilli sauce..

    Both ended in him being in lots of pain.

    He's Jewish too....
     
    Zadok, May 25, 2007
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    Owen Blackadder New Member

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    Why would he do that?

    I bet you helped him rub it in, didn't you?
     
    Owen Blackadder, May 25, 2007
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    A rottweilers mouth.
     
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    Someone at our school had WD40 squirted down the end - I always wondered what that little plastic straw bit was for ! I now know!
     
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    More of a bottle brush down the japs-eye missen. nt
     
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    an ex's tongue?

    tiz painful too, i text my current bird a video of it during a fall out!!!!!
     
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