What would you like to come back as next time - and why?

You're going through the pearly gates and you're handed a clip board with a list of tick boxes.</p>

You're only allowed one tick and you've got two minutes to think about it.</p>

Human is not an alternative.</p>

Just about every other living is there.</p>

You have to choose just one - and say why.</p>

Time starts now.</p>

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An amoeba, so i could chat to mrx on a level playing field.

 

A bird so I can view the world and crap on folk from a great height 

 

An elephant in a zoo

Fed and watered, well hung. Can use trunk for various purposes.

 

A great big seagull

So I could ***** on folk from a great height.

 

A big slippy dog turd on corsy edge.

 

RE: A great big seagull

oi Copycat

 

Would have to be a cat having seen mine just lig around!

 

RE: A great big seagull

Woops.</p>



Anyway, we could fly, wing in wing, and find Washday fans together.</p>

 

Labia, 'cos I've always been a bit of a lovely person.

 

A dolphin, mebbe be abit more intelligent then i am now.

 

Grrr.

A Rottweiler.
I could then pretend to be a domesticated family friend ... before mauling some poor child to death.

It's in my nature.

 

A Togan goat

They seem to get all the action

 

At Toga parties ?

 

A dog

So i can sniff at as many fannies i want without getting a slap!

 

The wings of a sparrow and the arse of a cow?

Surely more effective, even if it eould look a bit funny

 

RE: The wings of a sparrow and the arse of a cow?

Would that get off the ground though ?

 

Cheryl Tweedy's bra n/t

 

2 votes for a cat here

but only if it lives with us

 

1 vote for a dolphin

tho I'd get peed off at all those humans wanting to play