What you call a bloke with no shins?

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Tony.</p>

 

ahhh got it

 

but thats ****

 

Barnsley Bloke goes to chemist with a sore arse and asks Chemist for some arse cream

Chemist says magnum or cornetto?

 

What do you call a bloke who's been buried on the moors for 40 years?

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Pete.</p>

 

better than 1st but heard it nt

 

Have you seen they have come up with a cure for Swine Flu?

They have developed an oinkment that clears it up in a couple of days.

 

Never work with animals or children.

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Especially if you're in porn.</p>

 

there was a comedian my mate was telling me about

at the comedy club.

Said he was really dry and quite funny and pushed the boundaries it a lot...

Did this one joke about his young lad who was only 6 and how he let him watch porn - to the crowds digust and a few heckles.

Then he went one step further and said dont worry its ok - its kiddie porn!

lol - that really got the crown squirming. He then had to explan he was only joking. hehe

 

A comedian had to explain he was joking.

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Where was the club? London?</p>

 

RE: there was a comedian my mate was telling me about

Jimmy Carr told that joke in Harrogate last year.

 

harmless nt

 

RE: What do you call a bloke who's been buried on the moors for 40 years?

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Doug wellin? ................... was he from Bury.... </p>