Nevermind that. I see your LinkedIn profile has been updated to include "Stakeholder Management". Really? Did you read it as "Steak Bake Management"?
Deputy Head now. I got demoted for excessive fingering. I'd love to see Hemsworths LinkedIn page ... in crayon.
But he played for Arsenal (for 11 seconds) which must mean he's the best player in the world ever. But is he better than Diego Leon, who played for Real Madrid (for 6 nano seconds)? I have just patented the term "Hems-Logic".
No. But he was rated an 84 on FIFA '12, so he'll be the best player on Venus. Hems-Logic-tastic, mate.
Too many Len Fairclough connotations. Got off with a lass in the women's toilet of the communal building of Bradford University at the FND. She dragged me in to a cubicle and started taking her knickers off. I sad, "What yer doing, I only wanted to finger you." True story. Or a complete lie. Make your mind up.
That made me laugh just a little bit. Its obviously a lie though as there is no way that you and another person can fit in a cubicle.