What's currently the best pop group in the world?

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Is it still The Ramones?</p>

 

Id go for 'The Saturdays'

Purely because of Frankie.

 

It's Rare That.........

a girl band are all attractive. There's usually one who's got to spoil it. The Saturdays are a rare exception. Frankie is probably slightly ahead of Molly for me.

 

Cheeky Girls.

 

Big Fun

They're storming the Hit Parade.

 

Saw them live

As the warm-up act for Girls Aloud. They're alright.

 

FAO Dirk Hartog

This gives me an idea. I need your optical skills to help realise it.

Basically it consists of a set of high magnification lenses like surgical loupes. They should be focussed for distance - eg an arena-style concert venue. However instead on conventional over-the-ear spectacle-style retention, the ends of the arms will go inside the ear, fitted with integral foam earplugs.

I reckon we could sell them in their thousands to blokes attending an event such as the above.

Or do you reckon I'd be better spending my time perfecting my previous invention - the self-lubricating wnak mitten?

 

RE: FAO Dirk Hartog

Personally I think the two ideas complement each other splendidly.</p>

What we'd have to do as technology stands is have a series of lenses depending upon how far away the rows are from the stage, or a self adjustable focus - as per binoculars etc.
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Once focussed, hands free to utilise the mitten of self expression.
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Have you ever been an optician???

Oh, er, right.

 

RE: Have you ever been an optician???

To be fair it's questionable.

 

Ben Shaws!!!!!!!!

 

Ben Shaws!!!!!!!!