And this is a new thing ? We used to rub against lasses in the Birdcage at Hoyland until we went off regularly.
You're talking a much tamer style Dirk 'daggering' can involve bending her over and pretending to give it her doggy style or actually getting on the floor, her legs up on your shoulders and simulating giving her a nice hard seeing to. So proably exactly the same as a normal night out for you then
You get the job done on the dancefloor? I heard thats because with the age of the women you go for you're scared they'll die before you get them home