What's green and smells like yellow paint?

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Green paint
     
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    Post of the decade
     
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    That is now my second favourite joke.... the first being...

    What is long, brown and sticky?....................................


    .....A stick

    Sad I know.
     
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    My favourite joke since I was a child is:

    What's red and invisble?

    No tomatoes.
     
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    What's orange and sounds like a Parrot?

    A carrot.
     
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    Three roll-on deodorants talking in a bar. A can of right-guard walks in. One of the roll-ons says "don't talk to him, he's an aerosol".
     
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    What's big, red and eats rocks?


    A big red rock eater.
     
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    What did the snow man say to the snow woman?

    You've got snow balls.


    Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD
     
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    Wjat do u call a boomerang that dosent come back???

    A stick

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    What do you get if you cross a snowman with a Vampire.

    Frostbite.
     
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    What do you call a man with seven balaclavas on?............anything you want cos he can't hear you.
     
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    Whats got 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

    Half a cat.

    Whats white and swings through a jungle

    A fridge.
     
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    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    What did the traffic light say to the car?





    .Turn round while I'm changing .



    Blame my missus for that one ;)
     
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    It was raining cats and dogs last night.

    Could have been worse, it could have been hailing taxis.
     
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    Lol. Not heard that for years. From the joke book we had as kids.
     
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    One snow man said to another "Can you smell carrots?"
     
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    Yes it is, I still remember where the book came from too. I think it was the best joke in the book.
     
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    Bloody hell mate, I don't want to hear the others!

    We had a similarly poor joke book when we were kids. I remember one 'joke' from it:

    What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
    A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster?

    I remember reading it out to me mam. And then asking, "Why is that supposed to be funny?" Still remember the bloody thing though.
     
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    Is it possible that the same 'comedian' drafted our books. I still remember wondering why we had a joke book with no absolutely no funny jokes in it.
     
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