It will be because Kev went out to walk the dogs, they are not used to seeing him out of the house at night(he usually sends Crystal out with them) and someone thought it was an escaped Silverback !
I was sound asleep, never heard a thing last night. Obviously a clear conscience(!) Oh, and you're all a set of cheeky buggers!!
So it's not true that you were seen climbing a certain Indian restaurant with crystal in your hand while the helicopter hovered above then Kev?
Just had the all you can eat breakfast at the Dodworth Valley fair enough I feel like a fat ******* but don't need helicopters to winch me home.