Whats in the news, whats not in the news?

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  1. Y Goch

    Y Goch Well-Known Member

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    Just had word from a friend in the US embassy compound in Bagdad, they have had a prolonged mortar attack over night. How come that's not in the news?
    Oh silly me.
     
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    It probably is in the US news, somewhere.

    But, if you are looking in the Sun, Star, Mirror et al for any news then why, all you'll get is celebrity coke tits.
     
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    Y Goch Well-Known Member

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    no sign on the Beeb nt
     
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    Where would find these coked up celebrity tits ? Unless they're Kerry Catona's slatelayer's nailbags. Yuk.
     
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    How does one tell?

    Do tits look different when coked up?
    Perhaps they glow in the dark or something.
     
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    Dunno

    But if Ms Catona's are any guide to coked up tits then just say no kids.
     
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    Maybe thats it

    As the brain gets higher the tits sag lower.
    Hence expressions like "ripped to the tits" and "whizzing your tits off".

    KK must have been hammered since before birth to explain the old man's scrotum that appears to have sprouted from her front.
     
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  8. Gue

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    "Old man's scrotum"

    bart reight.
     
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