whats really needed is ..

for all our players to be put on a strict diet of bread and dripping, then they should all be made to keep ferrets and whippets. The Match day dress code should be a silk muffler and flat cap ... footwear clogs . Match day transport should be a Charabang or for the individual a Donkey. God forbid any player who buys a house without an outside lavvy too... well its just not on. We need to preserve the image of peasants don't we.

 

Are you for real
Embarrassing