What's the best way to remove super glue from ones fingers?

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  1. Poet

    Poet Well-Known Member

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    Don't ask...
     
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    depends

    if they'ye stuck up a neighbours flute, wait for the hubby to get home.
     
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    RE: depends

    I once went through a stage where I actually liked superglueing my finger and thumb together and then trying to separate them! I only stopped when i wripped a load of skin of and got blood all over. Oh, and the sheer bloody pain it caused me... (doh)
     
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    Jesus! What happened?

    Did you try having a w@nk?
     
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    Pull, really hard and fast. nt
     
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  7. Gue

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    RE: Jesus! What happened?

    It was a real crazy pain-loving phase I went through! I used my right hand to force my finger and thumb apart and ended up losing a big chunk of skin out of my finger. Lets just say there was blood, and it bloody stung for ages!!

    The joys of youth!
     
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    Or in my case

    Whine & whinge to Crystal, until she sorts it out.
     
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    Wipe it on your crotch? nt
     
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    Wow; the true nature of this forums clientele is finally coming to light... nt
     
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    I give a new meaning to the word

    Pitiful.
     
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    Hexafluorosilicic acid, an axe, an axe man and a good surgeon

    pour the acid onto thi fingers which will quickly be reduced to bony stumps, then the axeman can simply lop off both arms below the elbow to prevent iminent death. The surgeon can then stich thi up. voila, problem solved. If the above seems a bit unpalatable then simply try some hot soapy water.
     
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