Whats the commonest lie ever told?

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  1. Gue

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    #1 Guest, Feb 3, 2007
    I'll give you a couple to start.
    1 Of course i'll still love you in the morning.
    2 The cheque is in the post. :)
     
  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    #2 JLWBigLil, Feb 3, 2007
    Size isn't everything ;
    Of course you're the first .
    :)
     
  3. Ali

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    #3 Alityke, Feb 3, 2007
    Size doesnt matter

    never been said to a man of more than adequate proportions
     
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    #4 JLWBigLil, Feb 3, 2007
    It's been said to me on loads of occasions

    (doh) :D
     
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    #5 Cazi, Feb 3, 2007
    I’m not married

    ’’’
     
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    #6 Alityke, Feb 3, 2007
    We only stay together for the children

    We dont have sex
     
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    #7 deanotyke, Feb 3, 2007
    Kay is a good player? nt
     
  8. Gue

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    #8 Guest, Feb 3, 2007
    The managers job is safe?
     
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    #9 JLWBigLil, Feb 3, 2007
    Of course they're real nt
     
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    #10 Alityke, Feb 3, 2007
    Box office signings nt
     
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    #11 Alityke, Feb 3, 2007
    You're not fat

    and I like a woman with some meat on her bones
     
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    #12 Knowlesy, Feb 3, 2007
    commonest is a real word

    I've come over all Eaststander like :D
     
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    #13 JLWBigLil, Feb 3, 2007
    It's the first time that's ever happened to me

    Don't worry , I'm not disappointed . There'll be another time , just try to relax .
     
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    #14 Denby Dale Tyke, Feb 3, 2007
    The transfer fell down at the last minute.

    :D
     
  15. Gue

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    #15 Guest, Feb 3, 2007
    my dog ate it nt
     
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    #16 JLWBigLil, Feb 3, 2007
    You'd do it if you REALLY loved me nt
     
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    #17 Jimmy Jazz, Feb 3, 2007
    RE: The transfer fell down at the last minute.

    It's good to be back in football and i have learned from my mistakes.
     
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    #18 Owen Blackadder, Feb 3, 2007
    He can have a contract for as long as he wants? nt
     
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