What's the daftest thing you've done whilst drunk?

I once went out for an all dayer in town and sobered up the next day in Antibes by the Med with an empty Southern Comfort bottle and a septic ankle.</p>



Not the most life-threatening but it was a barstard getting home.</p>

 

Proposed

 

Daftest thing when drunk.

Went ashore in Haifa with a mate from Derby.
The liberty boat (small) came to take us back to the ship. Rather choppy, even in the harbour. Was sick, there may be a fish in the Med. sporting a very nice upper set of teeth.

 

Post on here

 

Pretend to be from Loaded Magazine, Bradford Bulls, New Zealand All Blacks

And blagged my way into clubs, lap dancing joints etc.

 

put my hand in a fire,i think it was either in chennells or shakespear</p>

once sparked mi sen out leeds,tripped up and went face first in to a wall,next thing i know one the lads is smacking me round the chop's to bring me round, looked a reight sight with my mush caked in blood,anyway it didnt put me off, got back in tarn and went in pharoes to meet our lass and fell all way down those stair's after coming out of the lav's.</p>

ooh, am mad me.</p>

 

Slept all the way through the 1992 Rugby League World Cup Final at Wembley then on the way back on the bus I threw up into a carrier bag containing my brothers specs and threw them away.</p>



Ah, happy days...</p>