</p> Before anyone reads this as too meantingful, I'll say this is completely flippant!</p> Sat watching the game in a North London pub when I big ginger haired deaf glasgow rangers fan (who'd been supporting Barnsley because we were clearly enjoying ourselves) piped up.</p> Who's that number number 5, he's a cannae player like?</p> Try saying Kozluk to a bloke that can only lip read</p>
Having a conversation with someone about facial hair When his sister was sat next to him sporting the sort of moustache he can only dream of & keeping a straight face.
In 1987 I attempted to single handledly sled all the way to the South Pole on a Northern Upholstery sofa. The sofa was pulled by 2 Jack Russells, 2 huskies and a really big bear type creature. My provisions were a strawberry gateux, a bag of aniseed balls, a Rustlers microwave chicken sandwhich and 33 boxes of cheese and chive pringles. Unsurprisingly my endeavours were scuppered. In the first ten minutes, my starting point from Tinsley viaduct,in retrospect was a terrible mistake. The fact that it was a scorching July day and the sofa hadnt got any wheels or blades meant that after a positive first 30 yards or so the sofa fell to pieces and I was left to reflect on what could have been.
Well if I'd have known that.... Techy help please.... Anybody know who to to undelete a mobile number!
Re- taking my seat in the Ponty End After going on pitch at half time & agreeing to marry a Wednesday Fan. I took some stick off my fellow Reds fans that day. I know what Odejeyi is going through!
Getting home from Brentford to West Oxfordshire three seasons ago Took me until two thirty in the morning ... and I set off at 9 from the curry house. It can't be more than 60 miles.
explaining the rules of cricket to foreigners I remember explaining to my mate's norwegian girlfriend who listened intently in silence for about twenty minutes, before replying - "so it's a bit like rugby then?"
What a load of bolox. I think you'll find that it's sour cream and chive pringles. ffs tell the truth. yours WightStander