Whats the worst injury you've had playing footie

Ive broke my femur and tib in two places, different times tho(casualty)

 

I broke my pelvis

but that was rugby football, playing Association football I've done toes, ribs and wrist as well as doing in the ligaments in my right foot.

 

RE: I broke my pelvis

Does the "I" in your name stand for "injury"? ff

 

ICU - Intensive Care Unit!!!!

 

Been playing for 8 years since i was 9 and never had a serious injury. My worst is probably being poked in the eye playing 5 a side, couldnt see so had to be subbed. Bloody painful too. ff

 

RE: ICU - Intensive Care Unit!!!!

Haha, nice one! (H)

 

Left kneecap pointing to the other leg.

Went to clear the ball with right foot, high tackle on mi left knee, pushed my kneecap 90degrees round.

Spent months in traction, and 2 months to walk again.

 

Both bones (tib 'n fib) left leg at age 42 - understood then what the word 'pain' meant. Either that or I'm a great big wuss.

Remember being put on a ward before going to theatre and the nurse said, as she closed the curtains round the bed, you will need to be cleaned up (bed bath) first and as she was an attractive young lass I thought at least there's some benefit from being here, and it'll take mi mind off the pain. Nursy disappeared, presumably to get the washing 'tackle', well, no cos about 10 minutes later the curtains flew open and a wizen faced old battleaxe slammed a wash bowl down on the table, threw a cloth straight into mi midriff and said "that can wesh thissen down thier, am not touchin it".

Suddenly felt the pain again.

 

broken ankle had it snaped by a lovely 15 stone centre back. Also managed to get myself a broken nose on about 8 occasions!

 

Ugly limper then?

Only kidding mate

 

RE: Ugly limper then?

ff ff

id say my face has character! and i played on for 5 minutes on the ankle thought id just sprained it! when i say played on though i mean hobbled on one foot like

 

RE: Ugly limper then?

I have a broken nose aswell so i know what you mean. ( the women love it(hp_hermione) )

 

Fractured skull (n/t)

 

Nothing really apart from.....

Acne
Aging
Alcoholism
Allergies
Alzheimer's Disease
Anemia
Angina
Anxiety and Panic
Arrhythmias
Arthritis
Asthma
Athlete's Foot
Back Pain
Bad Breath
Bronchitis
Burns
Cancer
Cancer Prevention
Canker Sores
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Cataracts
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Chronic Pain
Cold Sores
Colds and Flu
Congestive Heart Failure
Constipation
Cough
Cuts and Scrapes
Depression
Diabetes
Diarrhea
Diverticular Disorders
Dizziness
Earache
Eczema
Endometriosis
Epilepsy
Eye Infections
Fatigue
Fibrocystic Breasts
Fibromyalgia
Flatulence
Gallstones
Gout
Gum Disease
Hair Problems
Heart Disease Prevention
Heartburn
Hemorrhoids
Hepatitis
High Blood Pressure
High Cholesterol
HIV/AIDS
Impotence
Infertility, Female
Inflammatory Bowel Dis...
Insect Bites and Stings
Insomnia
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Lupus
Macular Degeneration
Menopause
Menstrual Disorders
Migraine
Multiple Sclerosis
Muscle Aches and Pains
Nail Problems
Nausea and Vomiting
Numbness and Tingling
Osteoporosis
Overweight
Parkinson's Disease
Premenstrual Syndrome
Prostate Problems
Psoriasis
Raynaud's Disease
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Rosacea
Shingles
Sinusitis
Smoking
Sore Throat
Sprains and Strains
Stress
Sunburn
Thyroid Disease
Tinnitus
Ulcers
Urinary Tract Infection
Varicose Veins
Warts
Yeast Infection

 

Achilles tendon

Training on Oakwell astroturf.
Other than that none, except maybe a couple of knocks and bruises.

 

I can't outdo the broken bone brigade but......

if you really want to know pain, theres nowt like getting a full on blaster hitting you mid thigh from about two foot in the middle of January. I used to regulary sport a circular bruise complete with panel marks and the word Mitre in the middle.

 

Chafed inner thigh.

It killed.

 

RE: I can't outdo the broken bone brigade but......

......thats got to hurt..</p>

Mate had the same thing with a rugby ball and it said &quot;Mit&quot; on his forehead for about a week.</p>

 When them plastic balls had the name embossed on em.</p>

 

Nowt worse than localised chaffage.

well, maybe a grazed nipple is..

 

Never had much worse then bumps,cuts and bruises.
At 54 and still playing small sided on Thurday nights I've been lucky.