What's the worst thing you've done at a football game?

I've nicked this off another forum. Try and get debate going, that dunt involve race or politics.

So aye, anything folk want to own up to doing at a reds game that they might feel guilty about?

 

Applauded Scott Wiseman

 

ran on pitch at Bromsgrove, scum of the earth me

 

So you gave Wiseman the clap eh?

 

No wonder he hated life at Barnsley from day one.

 

When Jacob was making his debut for Bolton on loan against us, I travelled through with the family, but I sat in with our fans in the away end. It was about five minutes in and I think Dawson went into a tackle with one of their players and left him ont deck. I applauded and said summat like "gu arrn, Daws". Then noticed it was Jacob getting back up.

When he came to Oakwell with Boro, I sat in the West, missus and Jacob's brother sat int away end. When Paddy danced through them, and Jacob, I txt the missus saying "told you he was special, bet you had a reight view of that".

When Boro scored in the return fixture at the Riverside, to equalize M'Voto's goal for us, missus got up and said "YES!". I gave her a right look, she said "what?". By the time it was 3-1 we'd made up.


Looking forward to August 1st.

 

run under the barriers to the level crossing after the match, does that count?

 

me too, and did w@nker sign into one of there players faces....

 

Also called Dale Jennings a "fat basterd" last season, didn't I Roy?

Bloke behind me thought I'd called it M'Voto, but black instead of fat.

That was fun.

 

Stood up which according to some on here is worse than treason

 

And which witty admin has changed my location to Button Moon?

 

Haha, cue been led out of ground with a lot of "nooo you silly chuffs he said Fat *******"

 

Sworn? That's about it.

 

I went of my own accord, and it was injury time.

 

Aye to be fair tha did...we still had a bit of explaining to do like

 

I was once sat in the East Stand Upper Tier, on a Tuesday night and it was freezing. I had a bad cold and was sneezing a lot. At half time I stood up and put my hands in my coat pockets. All of a sudden without any warning I did a huge sneeze and a big blob of phlegm left my mouth and landed on the head of a bloke in front of me. I didn't even have chance to put a hand to my mouth or sneeze into my hanky. I looked around me and realized nobody saw what happened, so I didn't own up to doing it. After a minute or two I saw a spare seat a couple of rows back so I went and sat there for the rest of the game. I kept looking towards the bloke who I did it to, but I don't think he knew what had happened. I hope it wasn't one of you lot because if it was then I'm sorry.

 

I called Dale a lazy fat b'stard too.

 

According to my mate, it's doing as I was asked for the first and last time ever, when he said shift art pal I need a piss, 45 seconds before Trevor Sinclair jumped six up in air wi his back to goal.

 

...and your mate pissed on him?

 

Took a couple of Es and shagged a girl in the toilets at an Orient game.

It was simpler times there was no Xbox we had to make our own fun.