What's wrong on here?

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  1. BRF

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    We get a tidy 4-1 win at home against a club that is up there, expected to read a bit of enthusiasm. It's like we lost or drew and threw away a lead or something. It can't have been that bad, surely?
     
  2. Marlon

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    The doom mongers have kidnapped the Happy Clappers and holding them to ransom,
    Only by sacrificing a virgin can they be saved
     
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    Sorry about that. I've been partaking in an odd glass of vino whilst reading some of the match reports on the BBC.
    Although Conor Hourihane thoroughly deserved his MOTM award, I also thought Watkins, Smith & Wabara deserve special mentions, too.
    One very happy Happy Clapper tonight.:D
     
  4. tobyornottoby

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    We may be a while before a virgin can be found.
     
  5. Dr Zazlos

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    Well you can't blame the good Doctor t cause I've been singing the praises from the rooftops on here!
    Even Mr Reev is singing Lee Jays praises!
     
  6. Marlon

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    Especially in Barnsley some will say.

    Not I though
     
  7. Marlon

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    And your friend Offspring.?
     
  8. Marlon

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    Whew

    Thought you'd been carted of by the doom mongers (who from now on will be revered to as DMs to save my fingers )
     
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    Oh come on, Marlon. Can you honestly see any of them being physically capable of carrying me off anywhere, old mate?
    :D:D
     
  10. Marlon

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    I think they are capable of almost anything to express their dastardly deeds ,be careful out there;)
     
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    Smith was excellent today - my MoM.
     
  12. JLWBigLil

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    I'm confident none of them are capable of picking me up and carrying me off, mate.:D
     
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    If you find one send her to Dundee. Virgins are rarer than hens teeth here.
     
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    For a second there I thought you meant happy Clappers ;)
     
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    As long as the happy clappers are female I don't mind.
     
  16. tobyornottoby

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    To send such a flaxen haired chastity belted beauty up north to the land of kilted savages, for your personal pleasure would be virgin on the ridiculous.
     
  17. Bri

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    What about Inverness.
     
  18. arabian_ian

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    No idea mate. All sheep look the same to me.
     
  19. Bri

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    Baa,I thought they had at least four and twenty.
     
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    Oh I think there's one or two on here.... but not of the female persuasion.. :wink:
     

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