We get a tidy 4-1 win at home against a club that is up there, expected to read a bit of enthusiasm. It's like we lost or drew and threw away a lead or something. It can't have been that bad, surely?
The doom mongers have kidnapped the Happy Clappers and holding them to ransom, Only by sacrificing a virgin can they be saved
Sorry about that. I've been partaking in an odd glass of vino whilst reading some of the match reports on the BBC. Although Conor Hourihane thoroughly deserved his MOTM award, I also thought Watkins, Smith & Wabara deserve special mentions, too. One very happy Happy Clapper tonight.
Well you can't blame the good Doctor t cause I've been singing the praises from the rooftops on here! Even Mr Reev is singing Lee Jays praises!
Whew Thought you'd been carted of by the doom mongers (who from now on will be revered to as DMs to save my fingers )
Oh come on, Marlon. Can you honestly see any of them being physically capable of carrying me off anywhere, old mate?
To send such a flaxen haired chastity belted beauty up north to the land of kilted savages, for your personal pleasure would be virgin on the ridiculous.