A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she said, "You are checking for abrasions and dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place!!!"
She should have said I've got Hermes. The doctor replies, "Don't you mean Herpes?" To which she responds, "No it's Hermes - I'm a carrier!" ff
We're going to have to sort out English spelling from Americanisations as well as typos & general bad spelling or it'll cause a right kerfuffle.
Please , madam I'm a very happily married man !(jadore) Much as I appreciate your offer ( and only utter fear of my wife is actually stopping me ), I don't think your arms are long enough to wrap around my girth !!(doh)
So, no one can see owt wrong with it?? I put it up on the notice board at work and noticed it had disappeared. One of the bosses told me he had taken it down as someone had complained about the sexual innuendos in it
