RE: Alreight Ade! No, only ever happened to me once, so i got me mother to clean the bus out . i was nearly chucking me'sen. </p>
How long have you got? Good call with the loose/lose, but... People who don't bother using their indicators, especially on roundabouts. Forced laughs. People who confuse going to lots of matches with 'knowing about football'. Black nail varnish. People who personalise their children's name by ridiculously mispelling it. Chris Moyles. Reality TV. People who do the inverted commas sign with their hands. Beige. Management speak. Mediums and psychics. Sticking to leather sofas. People who think that Microsoft Publisher is an acceptable design tool. People who cry about the moral state of the country and how all criminals should be shot, while at the same time downloading pirated software/movies etc. People who tell you stories that you told them, and somehow they've managed to make the new version revolve around them even though they weren't there. Smart Cars, especially when you think you've spotted a parking space only to find one of them hiding in it. Behind a pebble. Jellyfish. People who insist on doing the butterfly stroke while swimming 'casually'. Books based on movies or movies based on computer games. I could go on...
4x4 dRIVING mUMS cHATTING oN tHEIR mOBILES wHILST dRIVING ****! and having to correct long sentences that you've typed with Caps Lock on.