Got to be a shirt lifting Session '' ffs Wombwell !!!! famous for it. always as Been.... (hidebehindsofa)
If we said it were a shirtlifting session, Stevie... You'd be down the the 'Shoe like lightning fella - "ooo, ooo, bum me first, pleeease!!!"...
RE: If we said it were a shirtlifting session, Stevie... FFS i'd hate to think so' but if Liz is gonna be there !! i think she might open up to me.... (heart) .... ( You'd be down the the 'Shoe like lightning fella - "ooo, ooo, bum me first, pleeease).... cheeky BUGGER....
Whatever - I'll have an afternoon if a few are rocking up Ketilbert's from wombwell.</p> Sparty, and Johnny Coachman, Red Fearn etc</p>
RE: I will be int Shoe at12, near door, wearing a greyish fleese wearing a greyish fleese....ffs dunt sound too good.... pffff dont think So ....nutkins it sounds bad for yeah....
Stevie, of course, will be on stage wearing a pink, lacy number performing... "My name is Lola (Stevie), I am a showgirl"... Soz mate, but you started this gay Wombweller thing, I had to finish it!!! Folks - I'll have to pass for tomorrow 'cos I've got plans but I'd be more than happy to go for a jar in the future if something's gonna be planned - name me a time and place and I'm allus up for a pint...
His name was Stevie, he was a showgirl With matted semen in his hair and a dress cut down to there He would felch monkeys, and do the cha cha And while he tried to be a star, Nutkins tossed off in his car Across a crowded floor, they loved from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Horseshoe , The Horseshoe tavern The hottest spot north of t'Alhambra At the Horseshoe , the Horseshoe tavern Dry anal passion were always the fashion At the Horseshoe....they fell in love His name was Liz Smith, he wore a jockstrap He was escorted to his chair, he saw Stevie dancin' there And when he finished, he called him over But Lizzy went a bit too far, Nutkins sailed out his car And then the jism flew and stirred up was his poo There was blood and a single cum shot But just who shot who?
Chortle You know me so well ya ******.</p> I've not wanked in a car since my mum got caught with Hugh Grant.</p>