When you go in a public/work toilet

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  1. ark

    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    #1 ark104 (v2), Sep 29, 2016
    And the toilet lid is down, do you get a moment of sheer terror about what might be inside when you lift the lid?

    Or is that just me.
     
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    #2 Extremely Northern, Sep 29, 2016
    For real. There's some dirty b'stards about.
     
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    #3 monkey tennis, Sep 29, 2016
    Sausage in gravy ?, sithi.
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    #4 ark104 (v2), Sep 29, 2016
    We have unisex toilets at work. That brings a whole new level of fear. Knowing what you've done and opening the door to find an attractive woman waiting to go in...
     
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    #5 Extremely Northern, Sep 29, 2016
    Likewise. Many cleaning products and air freshener to hand, especially after Bhuna night.
     
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    #6 Mr Badger, Sep 29, 2016
    Daft question, but.... when you say, "is that just me", why are you in the toilet pan in the first place?
     
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    #7 gooderzone, Sep 29, 2016
    Absolutely. No self respecting bloke would ever bother to put the lid down in a public mens room unless he was covering something positively rancid.
     
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    #8 Terry Nutkins, Sep 29, 2016
    Have any of you ever had a wnak in the toilets at work?

    Just asking for a mate.
     
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    #9 Extremely Northern, Sep 29, 2016
    Solitary or had assistance ?
     
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    #10 Terry Nutkins, Sep 29, 2016
    More solitary really. Just thought, **** it I'm bored so I'm going to have a wrestle with the bald headed champ. I once tried but just noticed loads of bogies wiped on the walls and it knocked my duck off.
     
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    #11 pontyender, Sep 29, 2016
    Does anyone else cover the seat in layers of bog paper before sitting on it?
     
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    #12 Terry Nutkins, Sep 29, 2016
    Only a woman would do that.
     
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    #13 Extremely Northern, Sep 29, 2016
    Back in the day, a former employer had spotless, large toilet cubicles. And slightly ****ty staff.
     
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    #14 Terry Nutkins, Sep 29, 2016
    If I worked at Hollister, I'd be in the bogs about 5 hours a day till it scabbed over.
     
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    #15 Extremely Northern, Sep 29, 2016
    Hehe
     
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    #16 ark104 (v2), Sep 29, 2016
    Once I'd got engrossed in reading the BBS on my phone, arms resting on thighs, and lost track of time. When I stood up my left leg had gone dead and I fell forward, headfirst, in to the door. True story.
     
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    #17 Terry Nutkins, Sep 29, 2016
    BBS, whatevvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr???
     
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    #18 DEETEE, Sep 29, 2016
    Women who **** at work. Horrific creatures. Some of them must have rings thatll go round saturn given the size of the contributions theyve made.
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    #19 ark104 (v2), Sep 29, 2016
    Stumbled on it when searching for "BBC"....

    :)
     
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    #20 Scoff, Sep 29, 2016
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