McVities Victoria choccy biscuits? The wife has been away all week and I just eaten my way through one of her Christmas presents. She'll have a hairy baby when she finds out. Me on a diet an all.
A man of... ... your panache and haute couture should not be seen in anything less than puce and purple checked plus fours with a yellow and grey Pringle sweater. Or are we talking 'Man at Halfords' agean?