Where did Dirk pay to see another mans ****?

I'm intrigued.

 

Not my bedroom or house.

Why pay good money to see my **** when a walnut whip is a mere 40p?

You set of cnuts.

 

There's some weirdos on here

Circus freaks. But at least they aren't starting rumours about a take over at BFC.

 

Fans are hungry for information.

Just like Jay is hungry for Wayne's love sword.

Slight gippage.

 

If I was a ******

I could do a hell of a lot better than Wayne.

 

Really?

I thought he could be your bitch, or summat.

You're right though.
A bloke with full lips & olive skin could obviously attract a better calibre of bumdog than scrawny little Wayne.
For loving and that.

 

This makes sense now....

Dirks bbs name.</p>

Dirk = Dirt = Dirty</p>

Hartog = Hard(Hart) ****(og)</p>

Dirty Hardcock!</p>

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Definately Storeys then.....or maybe the Cueball..... off his mash on crack pipes.</p>

 

RE: This makes sense now....

Tha not wrong.

 

Yes, using the same de-coding process:

The Full Ponty

The = Jo
Full = hn
Pon = In
ty = man

The Full Ponty = John Inman

 

I'm free ...

... to a good home.
I've had my jabs & all that.

Isle = Dale
Of = Winton's
Wight = Bum
Tyke = Feta

Isle of Wight Tyke = Dale Winton's Bum Feta.

This coding system is top quality.

 

RE: I'm free ...

Dra = Makes</p>

Gon = stuff</p>

Ty = up</p>

ke = to get noticed.</p>

Dragon Tyke = Makes stuff up to get noticed.</p>

It's faultless.</p>

 

RE: I'm free ...

I think i've discovered some hidden Da Vinci style code.... hold on a minute..</p>

Da = Dogs Anus</p>

Vinci = Vagina Is Not Clammy Inough.</p>

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The dirty Barsteward!?</p>

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RE: was it in a Taxi ?