Where would you least like to die?

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  1. Gue

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    On a golf course me.

    Fancy everyone finding out you were a golfer.
     
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  2. Terry Nutkins

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    Hung in the bathroom door way with.........

    my trouser around my ankles, **** in hand...........imagine that.</p>

    I wonder if the mrs would clean up the mess before the cops arrived or she'd leave me there?</p>

    I'll go and ask her now.</p>
     
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  3. Gue

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    Didn't Paula Yates have to do the very same?
     
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  4. Gue

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    RE: Didn't Paula Yates have to do the very same?

    no bloody where .. gonna live forever,,well work really .but till then ..(blaze) ..(babyhaha) .till then..
     
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  5. Gue

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    Sorry mate but there's nothing wrong with golfing. I play golf to quite a high standard; I have shoes and everything, including those little score counters that people use because they can't add up.</p>

    But I would least like to die in my ex-wife's bed!</p>
     
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  6. EastStander

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    Wouldn't be bothered how anyone found me - hardly likely to matter to me!
     
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  7. Gue

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    Sheffield

    wouldn't want to get dry loved dead then eaten thanks very much.
     
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  8. E.I. Addio

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    Pppaaaarrrrppp!

    You know you want to don't you. Go on, admit it. You're a closet golfer on the QT - am I right?
     
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    Hillsbrough, when we had just scored ......

    .... in the last minute of injury time to gain promotion to the Premiership and relegate the fowls to League One at the same time, that would be shocking timing and venue to die
     
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