He must have an arse like a windsock after Christmas - he usually does. Or was it a little light celebratory masterbation this year Martyn?
Hi Windy, not seen him since New Year's Eve lunch in the OP wiv me n' thee. Apparently he was going to the Lodge of the Touchdown Receivers that night and he was the main turn. Don't quite know what this meant but he was very keen to attend. S)
Errm Did you mean masturbation? I thought that you would know how to spell that to be honest. Being the biggest ****** on here n'all that!
What a load of crap! I remember the day when i pulled Timmy off your back and gave him a serious kicking. I wondered why you were so upset with me for doing that....... but when i think back, you were looking forward to him compressing your ****! Come on, admit it!