What was he called? He had a really sharp wit. Oscar Wilde? No, I think he was called Carib Owl. Yes, where's he? I'm missing his intelligent banter and repartee.
I'm here - yer Toon dwelling part timer ... Only Newcastle rivals Baaaarnsli in the 'twattoo' stakes. I bet you are bemused. Maybe you should go to the foot of your stairs, or summat? Are you drawn to coal? Baaaarnsli to Newcastle eh, your life must not be depressing at all.
RE: I'm here - yer Toon dwelling part timer ... What are you on about? Yes I live in Newcastle, nicer than Sheffield.
To be fair ... ... Newcastle has the Quayside, whereas Sheffield is basically a place full of homosensual, moaning big-time Charlies. I hate Sheffield. It's full of cnuts. And the best merger in Pigsville would be if both grounds were knocked down, whilst full of their scum sucking fans, and a memorial statue was erected which said ''glad to be rid of such a bunch of *****''. I'm not a Wednesday fan. I'm actually a real Owl from Barbados.
