Where's the monkey today?

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  1. Brush

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    Which one ?

    I am here.

    R.Tiverton is downstairs writing to the Times complaining about their match report which begins " Although Barnsley are favourites for relegation ....."

    Ronni Jamal is going through the power tools in the garage 'to see if I can find a good one dad'
     
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    Did you do the trip to Sheffield?

    Have i missed your report?
     
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    Thanks Celeb, strange and brilliant as usual

    I especially liked the Buttfield jokes. It certainly was a Butterfield-liscious strike.
     
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    I am sorry for calling you idle. I should have done a smiley face but then I am as daft as a brush.
     
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    Sorry, not got my thinking head on today.

    Are you going to Lincoln?
     
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    RE: Sorry, not got my thinking head on today.

    No. My agent says it is too far to drive and is still traumatised from getting stuck at the bridge near Lincoln that time in a traffic jam and seeing a lorry driver pee out of the door.

    I have heard some excuses but that one is beyond belief !
     

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