Which body part would you least want someone to spunk on?

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    #1 Tyketical M'stroke, Dec 13, 2005
    Personally it would be anywhere that's hairy as it's really difficult to wash it out when that happens, eh readers?
     
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    #2 Jay, Dec 13, 2005
    My tonsils

    Or the shelves I'm currently not erecting. They're not a body part at present, but the way I use a drll they soon could be.
     
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    #3 Plankton Pete, Dec 13, 2005
    My tongue

    Especially the salt taste buds
     
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    #4 Jay, Dec 13, 2005
    salty is it?

    You tasted it a lot?
     
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    #5 Tyketical M'stroke, Dec 13, 2005
    RE: My tonsils

    Gerremup or you might not be allowed art...
     
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    #6 Jay, Dec 13, 2005
    It's more than a one day job

    Not some flat pack rubbish. I bought timber that I'm constructing in to shelves using nothing more than my wits and the tools in my box.
     
  7. Gue

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    #7 Guest, Dec 13, 2005
    Easy answer:

    My spleen.

    You still attanding the FA Cup replay between Bradford City FC & Barnsley FC this evening?
     
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    #8 Tyketical M'stroke, Dec 13, 2005
    RE: Easy answer:

    Tie to be played at the Bradford and Bingley Stadium at 19:45 hours on Tuesday 13th December 2005 AD?</p>

    Yes. And Jay.</p>
     
  9. Gue

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    #9 Guest, Dec 13, 2005
    RE: Easy answer:

    That's excellent.
    Well done.

    I just invented the word 'attanding'.
    It means ''walking like a ****** to''.
     
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    #10 Alityke, Dec 13, 2005
    What you doing back already?

    They've been quarreling enough wiart thi
     
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    #11 Plankton Pete, Dec 13, 2005
    I am the only gay on the board

    ..but it does depend on what's been eaten.</p>
     
  12. Gue

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    #12 Guest, Dec 13, 2005
    Aye.

    It seems Acky has been having a right ding dong with himself.

    Off again shortly - 3 hour drive ... not happy.
    Means I miss the footy this evening.

    Why aye like, man, pet - howay & all that.
     
  13. Gue

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    #13 Guest, Dec 13, 2005
    If it's been a while since

    the last ejaculation i find it much easier to swallow.
     
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