Which record/records make you ....

physically sick,nauseaus and want to hit somebody when you hear them. Phil Collins- Two Hearts. The Equals/Pato Banton- Baby come back. After thinking about the last one av put my work monitor screen through.

 

anything by oasis! or annie lennox

 

anything by Oasis

 

I've managed to put it out of my head for so long I can't remember the name of the song or the artist, but the one that went:

"But she's homeless, she's homeless.
"She just stands there singing for money..."

Thinking about the next bit has made me want to go on a killing spree.

 

right now - anything by the feeling

proper middle of the road tosh , makes it worse that ar lass actually likes it ... (N)

 

Good call, they are rubbish.

 

Another Day In Paradise- Phil Collins

Is there anything worse than a multi millionaire who moved to Switzerland to avoid paying taxes singing about how hard it is to be homeless. Hypocrite of the first order.

 

Any Del Amitri or U2 record.

 

Suzanne Vega - Toms Diner

I'm off to the ammo shop.

 

Oasis = utter *****

I change the channel or even turn the sound down

 

nelly and kelly - i love u
sonny and cher - i got u babe
anything by phil collins he just makes me sick

 

My Heart Will Go On - Horseface Dion

But Pato Banton - bloody hell, I'd forgotten about that. (Shudders).

 

I am sitting
In the morning
At the diner
On the corner

I am waiting
At the counter
For the man
To pour the coffee

And he fills it
Only halfway
And before
I even argue

He is looking
Out the window
At somebody
Coming in

"It is always
Nice to see you"
Says the man
Behind the counter

To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella

And I look
The other way
As they are kissing
Their hellos

I'm pretending
Not to see them
Instead
I pour the milk

I open
Up the paper
There's a story
Of an actor

Who had died
While he was drinking
It was no one
I had heard of

And I'm turning
To the horoscope
And looking
For the funnies

When I'm feeling
Someone watching me
And so
I raise my head

There's a woman
On the outside
Looking inside
Does she see me?

No she does not
Really see me
Cause she sees
Her own reflection

And I'm trying
Not to notice
That she's hitching
Up her skirt

And while she's
Straightening her stockings
Her hair
Is getting wet

Oh, this rain
It will continue
Through the morning
As I'm listening

To the bells
Of the cathedral
I am thinking
Of your voice...

And of the midnight picnic
Once upon a time
Before the rain began...

I finish up my coffee
It's time to catch the train

 

Owt by Sting

I ******* hate Sting. He's a lovely person.

 

Celine Dion walks into a bar and orders a drink. Barman says...

Why the long face?</p>



bedum tish</p>

 

RE: Owt by Sting

Stick that up your arse.

DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
========================

Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
They're only cheques I've left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind
And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me

De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

Poets priests and politicians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no-one's jamming their transmission
'Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you

De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

 

Del Amitris - 'More than words' (basically a song about pressuring a girl into having sex)

Emotional blackmail to a 'romantic' tune. fecking *****.

 

The Police were a great band. Sting is a pretentious arse.

He has just released an album of lute music. FFS.

 

Any "power balled"

Jennifer Rush/Micael Boulton etc.

 

Red red wine, UB40 & anything by The Flying Pickets.