Which sandwich is the most gay?

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'm eating brie, bacon & cranberry on a some type of Italian ****** bread.
    It's camp, but not completely gay.

    Over to Tyketical Masterstroke to "blow us" away.
    I'm out drinking in Brum pre-match tomorrow.
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    Anyhting that has salad on it
     
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    thereev between Greekyoghurtgirl and twillo
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    why are you lot so homophobic...it is 2012 you know

    see ya later ducky
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
    You are the first person to ever modify someone's username for comic effect.

    The best part is - you guys have no idea how completely retarded you are.
    Which is a good thing, really.
     
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    Ive read your tw.atter page and you call me retarded ha ha
     
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    TFP has a stalker, that's gayer than any sandwich.
     
  9. The Full Ponty

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    Kinell.
    The last time this happened someone threatened to burn my house down!
    Now that really is gay.

    I think bagels are a bit gay.
     
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    Milk roll

    San Franscisco style
     
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    Lee Active Member

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    Ploughman.
     
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    Whichever sandwich you have don't cut it in half with a knife because thats what gayers do, normally in Leeds city centre sat down by the river with their satchels.
     
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    I've got a satchel? Oh yeah....
     
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    Avacado with chicken on a white baton. Had one last week and am still feelin a bit limp wristed.
     
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    Think I'm going to ask for 'italian ****** bread' next time I'm preparing to stuff my greedy face in Subway.
     
  16. The Full Ponty

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    The Ploughman's is surely the least gay of all sandwiches.
    It even gets served on a baguette that is so tough that it removes any soft tissue that may be inside the mouth.

    Got served a "Monkfish Ciabatta" last week with some type of fancy ballax on top.
    I wept the whole way through eating it.
    It was like the Crying Game all over again.
     
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    What sandwich do you favour chico? That will come close in this competition.
     
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    So is cheese and watercress manly but in touch with his feminine side?
     
  19. The Full Ponty

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    Sorry - watercress is not actually a food, so this is disqualified.

    This is the w4nkiest thread I've ever started.
     
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    Anything with cucumber in
     

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