While the cat's away .............

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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Mr Fired, good fella that he is, has taken the kids off out for the evening so that I can "go jogging". (His idea not mine)... well call me nesh, but it's minus 2 outside and there's no way ............... anyway, so I've had to think of another way to get some exercise (chinny)

    So far, I've vacced the house, done a few shuttle runs up & down stairs putting stuff away, scrubbed the kitchen floor, and loaded up the washer & dishwasher..... need some further inspiration now to steer me away from I tunes/ BBS / Amazon/ and the crate of Grolsh in the kitchen. ( H )
     
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    Put the spin dryer on fast spin

    :)
     
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  3. fir

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    RE: Put the spin dryer on fast spin

    Won't that just make the Grolsch even fizzier?! :)S)
     
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    Get the Currie loving fisherman round for a 'bit! only a suggestion like.... :D....





    :eek: ....
     
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    Might I suggest the following program of events

    Bottle of grolsch whilst perusing the menu

    For starters - garlic bhuna prawn puree, accompanied by a bottle of grolsch

    Main course - chef's balti penguin karai, with bombay aloo, sag ponir and a peschwari naan, swilled down with a couple of bottles of grolsch

    Afters - grolsch surprise, with wafers

    Coffee - grolsch coffee with extra cream and a nice frothy head, with unlimited refills

    Retire to the lounge, taking a couple of grolsches with you

    Cheese platter with celery sticks, biscuits (e.g. a penguin) and a bottle of grolsch

    Have a pleasant evening
     
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  6. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    hee hee

    Well I did suggest prawns for the starter :D :D

    Just setting the dishwasher going
     
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    Ignore me

    I've just been clipped round the head by Crystal !! (casualty)
     
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    Why?

    Does he like housework?! :)
     
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    RE: Why?

    Dont right know , but he does like to reel them in....

    [​IMG]

    .... :D :D :D .... :eek: ....
     
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  10. fir

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    RE: Ignore me

    Well you can tell my fella's out the house - I've just raided I tunes for a bit of Dolly Parton "9 to 5" ... perfect at full blast for a blitz on the house.
     
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  11. fir

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    RE: Why?

    So DB3K tells me (2gay) :pff
     
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    RE: Might I suggest the following program of events

    Only problem
    Don't like prawns
    Don't like penguins
    Think I'll stick to the grolsch (Y)
     
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  13. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Was only trying to help

    Will go back to my high tensile crank or whatever Stevie calls it.

    Anyway stop talking about penguins
     
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  14. Sta

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    Oi thee!

    'ee wont theer!
     
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  15. fir

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    Really?!

    Poor you, bet you were gutted. I know how much you were looking forward to it..... what a total disappointment.... and with you stopping off at the Chemist and everything....Stood up by Dreamboy? Hang on a minute, I think I have a number for Samaritans somewhere.
     
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    There's something about that lady I REALLY like

    :)
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    <img src ="http://www.aftermidnite.com/photos/News%20Stories/dolly_parton.jpg">
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Oy I told you Setdi

    Naked male cleaners are my speciality
     
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    RE: Oi thee!

    It's not like Dreamboy to not meet up when an offer has been made!


    Stramge though - as he's not been on here since Saturday, hope he's ok.
     
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