Who can remember this genius script I say who can remember this genius script

After been asked by TFP how to make a bfc shrine in your spare bedroom.</p>



yes its certainly a tough one but i think i might be the right person to talk to because i made a barnsley fc room in the utility room one weekend at my dads house but it had to get reconverted when they came back from holiday as we needed the room to clean the dog and also to wash shoes, iron and keep spare plastic bags from the supermarket.

but i have quite a bit of spare stuff if you wanted to buy it all off me and maybe we could swap it for some other stuff. just tell me what you've got. i re wired the room so when you walked into it the match of the day theme tune came on and then it finished and said 3 - 2 - 1 in an american voice. and then some of the songs that i've recorded on my dictaphone at loud matches come on to the stereo and play in a loop. its like being at a match but with no pitch, or players. i had a small problem with the tape though as i bought the dictaphone as a managers second in currys and it is a bit faster than usual but you can still make out most of the songs, especially the racist ones.

i also installed a microphone so you could sing a long to the songs. it did cross my mind that another business idea would be pontyokee, which is like karoake but singing barnsley songs. the club never repliedto my emails though. i still have the prototypes and the lyrics on powerpoint slides so i could throw them in too.

i also have a set of barnsley doilees for drinks, a chris morgan drinks holder, player insects that i made, which are various insects with players heads stuck onto them, a remote control toby tyke and a stuffed bulldog that i found and called toby.

i would probably sell them all together, oh and i have a sofa which has malcolm shottons head embroided onto one side and then 2 cusions - one with john hendries head embroided on and one with bruce dyers embroided on but i ran out of black cotton so i finished bruce dyers head off in purple and blue but you can't tell too much.

I also have a variety of fashion dummys which i have al sorts of hat masks on. between me and you, they look rather good and slightly realistic.

what have you got to swap? adam hinchcliff.</p>

 

Ponteyoke and player insects....

I say Ponteyoke and player insects???

 

Genius

Don't think I saw that one the first time round.

Still Ads.

 

It was about a year ago

I say it was about year ago Oxford lad.</p>