Who is the biggest fudge fondler on this board ?

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  1. Gue

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  2. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I knew

    As soon as I did a poll, you'd be copying away two minutes later. You ought to try thinking for yourself now and again.
     
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  3. Gue

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    You only whinge when you're winning.

    What are you doing next ?
    Work out how to do a 'strikethough' thingy & I'll copy that.

    And for my next trick - I'm going to stay at home all day & mek tea for my bint.
     
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  4. Gue

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    RE: You only whinge when you're winning.

    oooh you've got him riled Bearbunch, go on son
     
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    RE: You only whinge when you're winning.

    <strike>What does strikethrough mean  </strike></p>

    Naaa Naaa Na Naaa Naaa</p>
     
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  6. Gue

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    How did you do that, Mr 71% bummerfied ?

    It is my only comedic device.
    And even that isn't funny.

    Tell me & I'll buy you a Parka that fits.
     
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    You've already got a comedic device

    It's your head.</p>

    Go into control panel and have a play.</p>
     
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  8. Gue

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    Can I be honest with you ?

    I never even thought of sign language when I saw your signature thingy ... I just thought it meant '******'.

    I am on my way to the control panel for a play.
    Is there a ball pool ?
     
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    That was kinda what I was aiming for
     
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  10. Gue

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    RE: You've already got a comedic device

    fecking hours it will take me.</p>

    You <strike>spacky arsed lovely person</strike> good looking *******.</p>
     
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    11 minutes

    Not bad for a <strike>total spackhead</strike> thick lovely person.
     
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    Girls girls... I dunno... the PBLD int around

    and you lot break out the handbags.

    1st BBS catfeyt!

    I'm putting my tuppence on TFP for sheer spite
     
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  13. Gue

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    Anyway ...

    ... sign language should be banned.</p>

    If you are born a spaz - you should stay a spaz.</p>

    They shouldn't create all these secretive magical communication aids for the Joeys.</p>

    When they want feeding they could simply point into their slav filled gobs &amp; make a grunting sound. It would sound better than the 'eeeh arrr urrrghh' noises they make whilst signing ... it's like someone who is singing whilst wearing headphones.</p>



    They could be plotting against us &amp; we'd never know.</p>
     
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    Shut up

    And go away
     
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  15. Gue

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    To be fair ...

    ... I thought rich text was something that EI Addio used to write.</p>



    Yeah -I'm so thick that I'm at work, unlike you, with a proper job ... for many hours each day ... with no recognition ... and no chance of a promotion from the Milkshake machine.</p>



    Yep - you're right - I'm a thick lovely person.</p>
     
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  16. Gue

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    I'm signing to you right now ...

    ... I'm using two fingers.</p>



    Just like I did with your lass.</p>

    In her harris.</p>
     
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    He'll soon be back sniffing around

    When he gets the scent of it.
     
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    If only that were true

    (heart)
     
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    btw

    What happened to the full Master Stroke?
     
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  20. Gue

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    If only ...

    ... your Harris looked like your signature pic.</p>

    I'd be hanging out of the back of you before you could say 'get the bald big nosed ******* off me'.</p>
     
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