Who wants to have a go at analysing my wierd dream re BBS users

Taking into account I've never even met any of the folks in this dream, I was totally freaked out by last nights dream!!

It went something like this:-
I was on a night out in Barnsley with a friend I go to matches with. We bump into Alityke & JLWBL in Chennels. Alityke offers me a lift back to Sheffield, but says she's got to drop JLWBL cos he's got a date with his girlfriend (!). JLWBL looks like the cat that got the cream.I start questioning why he's going on a date when he's married; and Alityke says that it's an arrangement he has with Crystal & she's fine about it - she's picking him up later. I start arguing with Alityke saying it's not right, and Crystal isn't really happy about it at all. JLWBL just sits there laughing. I'm ready to deck him (but don't)! & walk off in a huff cos I'm annoyed that Alityke is supporting the "date" idea. V disappointed in Alityke in all this. I end up walking back to Sheffield. No idea where my mate in the dream has gone.

Totally bizzarre. Funny thing is that I have a distinct picture of what the folks in the dream look like. I bet I'm a mile off!

S)

 

your in luuuurve with crystal nt

 

Easy that one ...

Through the power of dreams you are assessing what the BBS'ers are like. You have decided that:

1) JLWBL is a pervert ...
2) Alityke has no morals ...

Sounds spot on to me!

 

RE: Easy that one ...

Coffee/monitor etc.</p>

 

Denied

Wrong gender.

 

Lol nt

 

AliTyke is a **** teaser!

You've been teased!

 

The question is

In your dream did you see me get a round in?

 

If he did

it must have been a surreal dream!

 

Who was JLWBL date with?

I'd guess at the Welsh Ambassador aka Mr Alityke. Everyone knows JLWBL has an enormous crush on Mr Ali, since Mr Ali invested in some Ferrero Rocher for the BL's (long story).

See mystery solved.

BTW am I blonde, 5ft 9 and size 0 but wi EE bangers? If so you were very close.

If JLWBL was 6ft with a full head of hair & the body of Michel Angelo's David then you were way way way off the mark

 

EE Bangers !!!!! nt

 

6ft ?????

The last time I was 6ft , I was about 13 !!!
Mr Alityke ? (L) (L) (L) (L) (L) (dribble) (dribble) (dribble) (dribble)

 

Piccies of Alityke & me

Alityke :-
<img src ="http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jennifer_ellison.jpg">
Me :-
<img src ="http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/bradpitt/brad_pitt_2.jpg">

 

No

You had brown hair in a curly kind of bob .. and no morals apparently! You were very drunk & couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.
JLWBL was Phil from Eastenders lookalike - bit nicer looking, bit slimmer, but a smug look on the face that needed sorting out!

 

Sadly, no

You were a very bad, bald lad.

 

Yup that's me , buddy

But I'm about twice the size of Phil from Eastenders .

 

Yes well

Stop clogging up my dreams! God know why I'm thinking of you or Alityke, (though I did mail Crystal yesterday). Very unnerving.

 

Where do the mirrors come from in your gaff ?

Blackpool pleasure beach ? kin ell fire.

 

It's 'cos I'm loveable and cuddly

Would you like a Man Friday ?

 

Now your talking

Phil Mitchell?!!

Maybe not.
Maybe that Jonathon Bannerman (Ok I know he's gay, but I'm sure I'd sort him out!)