Who's injured, and when are they due back?

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  1. Hem

    Hemsworth Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Anymore?
     
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    My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    I should be okay after a good night's sleep on my newly turned mattress.

    Cheers.
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    I've properly done my shoulder in. Paracetamol isn't touching it. Me arm's hanging down limp and loose like a second ****. I reckon I'll be out for a few days at least.

    Have you ever tried brushing your teeth with the wrong hand? ******* nightmare.
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    Yes, just really hurt the inside of my mouth, never touched a tooth. Nightmare.
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    I got the brush up my nose at one point. Ridiculous. The only reason I've got a left hand side to my body is to stop me tipping over. It's ******* useless.
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    I actually eat left handed. I may be an alien.
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    Me dad does that. The weirdo.

    Me Grandad spent all his life writing with his right hand, then at 78 had a go with his left and found he was much better at it so stuck with that until he died.

    It's no wonder I'm crackers.
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    I play golf right handed and bat at cricket left handed.

    I might turn myself in to the authorities.
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    I think it means you're bisexual. Or ambidextrous or summat.
     
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    Excellent. I can w@nk a bloke off with my right hand and finger a lass with my left at the same time.

    Follow John Niven on twitter - he just put this : Love that D Mail think 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' is Thatcher abuse. Wait till they hear my new 45 'Rip Out Her Eyes & Skull **** Her.'
     
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    Re: My back went a bit turning the mattress earlier.

    My brain aches after reading your posts, but if I ignore you tomorrow I should be fit for Saturday. :D
     
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