Who's made the Not Hemsworth Tyke twitter account then?

Sad?

 

Bordering on cyber bullying?

 

Don't use Twitter but weren't there Not Don Rowing and Not Keith Hill accounts on there too?

 

@Iam_The_Don is hilarious.

 

Yes but a bit different isn't it? As above says bordering on bullying.

 

Definitely.

 

He's following me, whoever it is. I haven't followed back though, as I get the real deal on here. Hemsworth is unique, cannot be copied. He's golden, in so many ways. Love him, I do.

 

Good greif

Pathetic, definitely a form of bullying and not funny in the slightest.

 

Haha

If its not you scott then i havent got a problem.

Anyone trying to be someone elses got problems.

Oh well.

 

Almost as bad

As a sad, old git incapable of spelling the word grief correctly!

 

Obviously someone with far too much spare time. Could be Thereev making a comeback?

 

I think some of the comments on here have amounted to bullying, and as nothing was done, it is of little surprise.

 

Obsessed is the word I like to use.

Some people need to grow up a little, it's all rather petty and childish.

 

Here's why I like the @Iam_The_Don account...

@Iam_The_Don
I got Kayode in my office again earlier. Gave him some more grief for that Wembley miss. He kept saying "I'm Kelvin" but The Don's not daft.


@Iam_The_Don
Do #BarnsleyFC supporters want a football club? Season ticket sales are down again, and The Don is baffled as to the reason why.


@Iam_The_Don
Considering Ben Alnwick's 'history' I've inserted a stipulation in his contract - he must not film young girls unless The Don can watch.


@Iam_The_Don
I've just given Lukas Lidakevicius his first professional contract. The Don's reason - I enjoy Keith's attempts at pronouncing his name.


@Iam_The_Don
"Lickadickius" is The Don's personal favourite. I hate Keith, but on occasion he has his moments.


‏@Iam_The_Don
Of course The Don is against children under 5 at Oakwell. The last thing we need is screaming children drowning out the boos.


@Iam_The_Don
Oh, and they may get hit with stray balls. And nobody, especially The Don, wants to see that. We are a family club, after all.


@Iam_The_Don
Don't forget #BarnsleyFC fans, you can come along to the Open Day, and be in with a chance to 'Win A Day With The Don!'. Lucky b******s.


@Iam_The_Don
The Don is trending again. #Rowing


@Iam_The_Don
I'm currently engaged in a meeting with a load of #BarnsleyFC supporters, who are part of 'The BBS' website forum. lovely personts, one and all.


@Iam_The_Don
I have just met Steve Gibson. He's the Middlesbrough chairman, apparently. He has horrendous body odour. Unlike The Don. #Brut


@Iam_The_Don
The #BarnsleyFC fans need to understand that I don't like charging you £28. I hate it. The Don thinks it's far too cheap. #BelieveTheDon


@Iam_The_Don
The Qatar rumour is exactly that. I was seen purchasing a Guitar, nothing more, nothing less. We have enough dirty Arab's in the Ponty End.


@Iam_The_Don
Keith cancelled the press conference, because I wouldn't let him bring in a striker. He couldn't spot a striker in a picket line.


@Iam_The_Don
I shall be meeting with the users of the BBS forum again, this evening. They are like putty in The Don's hands. And a set of lovely personts.


‏@Iam_The_Don
I lied yesterday. I saw Keith in the dressing room after the game, using my Hi-Karate talcum powder. The Don had to act. #BarnsleyFC


@Iam_The_Don
@the_full_ponty Was it the one written in Crayola crayons? If so, no, The Don hasn't read it. And whilst you're in my garden, empty the bin.


@Iam_The_Don
The Don is holding a board meeting tomorrow where myself and Barry will discuss potential candidates. We're starting a jazz/funk band.


@Iam_The_Don
@the_full_ponty The Don will do a deal with you. You recycle the ****-stained nappy that @theboyobrien wore earlier, you get the job. Deal?


@Iam_The_Don
The Don thanks those who attended Oakwell the last two days regarding the vacancy. Vacancy filled. @the_full_ponty is new Toilet Attendant.


@Iam_The_Don
@HugoColace Bonjour, Hugo. It is I, The Don. I have made myself new manager (don't tell anyone yet though) and will you play in goals?


@Iam_The_Don
As I have just pointed out to one particular peasant, it now costs £28 to follow The Don on twitter. #Bargain


@Iam_The_Don
Don't worry #BarnsleyFC supporters, everything will be back to normal next week. You can rest assured, The Don is here. Back to £28.


@Iam_The_Don
The Don's legendary negotiation skills paid off again. We've sold Keith's son, Scott Whatsisname to Blackpool Pleasure Beach.


@Iam_The_Don
I tried recruiting Kevin Davies from Bolton. Seems I've accidentally sold them Craig Davies. Bloody fax machine.


‏@Iam_The_Don
And in other #BarnsleyFC news, I was turned down by Sean O'Driscoll today. Apparently, he doesn't give head. Shame. The Don likes head.


@Iam_The_Don
The Don met Terry Butcher today. I got his autograph, a signed shirt, and my photo taken with him. #Constructive


@Iam_The_Don
@footballheaven Can you please let the #BarnsleyFC supporters know that it's ONLY £28 this weekend. And it's all-ticket. You're welcome.


@Iam_The_Don
The Don is pleased to announce a new initiative at Oakwell. We are offering you an empty seat on matchdays. For just £28.


‏@Iam_The_Don
Great news #BarnsleyFC fans. In project #ReAlignment I have managed to persuade fan favourite Scott Whatsisname to stay. You're welcome.


@Iam_The_Don
The Don is now winding down for the evening. Justin Timberlake on the ghetto blaster. Rock your body, indeed.


@Iam_The_Don
I have an appointment at the GU clinic this morning. I'll report back here later, tell you what they said, warts 'n' all. #Donorreah


‏@Iam_The_Don
The Don has had a week off. I've been on a Skiing holiday, in Grimethorpe. But it's back to business tomorrow. Who to sell, who to sell?


Some pearlers there.

 

Thought the parody Keith Hill was quality. My personal fave was to Joey Barton;

Not_Keith_Hill
@Joey7Barton Heard you're looking for a club to go out on loan to? Well if you're ever near Oakwell, **** off back down south.

 

Yes, the Not_Keith was quality early on, but often got stupid, too many tweets for the sake of it. The Not_Flicker is ****.

 

<img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/95nebt.png">

 

Doea he have a photo on his profile would like to know what he looks like.

 

Someone get a photo on here of this matt and i will give 10 pound to a charity of your choice.

 

Don't worry about it Hemsie lad, they wouldn't have the balls to show themselves.