You've made the list. So that's bread, milk, Sunday Sport, and 'Border Terrier's a lovely person'. Please. How much? F**k you. I'll have the Daily Mail and a w*nk. Again. No, not here. Obviously. Not after last time.
The Incredible Shrinking Event. I can remember when it used to be held at the Civic. Give it a couple of years it'll be you and Spartacus in a phone box.
Bit pathetic really Even Farnham manages to sell out the entire Maltings - which is at least the size of the old civic. Not sure I will be making a trip oop north special like - unless I decide to go to the Coventry game anyway