Whose this?

I thought we'd let the black french kid go - can't remember having an ethnic cousin in our squsd last year?

 

Brian Howard...

Clearly Dice... come on... & your favourite saying...
FFS

 

RE: Brian Howard...

Ayop sunshine - just a bit confused due to the tone of the brother's skin thats all.

Wednesday 9th - complete piss up. I've booked you in.

 

Where?

Why? And when?
Wo laikin heads n vollies wi Phil till 4 this morning. That wo funny!

 

Ar a can imagine...

...tarn - my 18th.

Phwoar.

 

Rock on...

But I've got a slight problem wi me driving test being next day so I'll make an appearance but am not gettin lashed.

 

What's problem...

...you failed sober so might as well have a laugh still pissed?

 

Getting breathalysed during a driving test

Would be very naughty but quite impressive.

 

Nackersack!

You missed Rave's birthday anorl! That wo 1 o most memorable o lot!

 

I've heard...

...a lot about it.

Wind taxi window down for him to releave what he'd been having all neet?

Ar wa Chilli Peppers? And did you sell you're tickets?

Tell Firth and Rave n'all will tha.

 

More young drivers means

more deaths.

FACT
on a stick

 

How old are you?

 

That was Firf!

Well rave's wo kinda same... we did wind window down he went home at half 11! Drunkest person I've ever seen though on that occasion!

Aye I did. Got a bottle o p!ss thrown at us so that was clearly the highlight. Folk wo wondering why we were still topless on train home. Well... If you want to wear it covered in p!ss be my guest...

 

Agreed, raise the legal age you're allowed to drive!

to 40.

 

Haha...

...glad I dint shell out £45 then.

Are you and Rave coming to BOMFest on Satdi? A know Rave was on about it?

 

What's that got to do with the price of fish?

The standard of training for learner drivers is awful.

Doing an advanced course, i.e. IAM or the police assessment should come as standard before you're allowed on the road.

Driving instructors, or most, teach you how to move a car, then boy racers go out thinking they can drive and kill themselves, and/or innocent people.

 

Or just give them decent training

 

Rave is

I'm workin so can't!
Oh it was well worth the money!

 

Just thought it was a bit patronising...

...aren't you a Young Driver?

Albeit of a 2 wheeler - I'm sure I've read on here you talking about what speeds you've got upto on your push bike have I not?

Surely the FACT is you drive like a lovely person and you pay the consequences.

Yes alot of younger people drive like cnuts, but alot of older people do as well.

 

Reight...

...I'll probably see him theer then.

Watch a bit further down....I feel a debate coming on....