Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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  1. Gue

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    Because it was dead.
     
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  2. Gue

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    Now that is a true story, I remember that.
     
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  3. nezbfc

    nezbfc Well-Known Member

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    whilst we are on silly jokes....

    why did the ostrich stick his head in the ground....






    because he farted....
     
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  4. Gue

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    Did it have Monkey Bum Disease

    Thats rife in tree dwellers I'm told
     
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    What does he look like?
     
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    AND...

    why did the egg cross the road?





    because it was a chuckie egg....

    (this one from my 2 1/2 year old niece).
     
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