Why do women make shopping appear to be the hardest job in the world??

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  1. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    She wants a dress for her works Xmas do, but she's bought 3 tops as an alternative and a pair of shoes.

    Buy what you came for and then f.uck off home.
     
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    Don't get me started on this subject.

    I completely agree by the way.
     
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    Dont start me off with women and dress sense.
    Every morning when i get dressed i always get the phrase "Your not wearing that, put this, this and this on" then if we are going out she will get dressed and stand there asking "what do you think of this?" when it has been proved in the morning that i have f*ck all dress sense.
     
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    Or when they have something to return and they dont have any left so rather then getting a refund they walk aimlessly around the shop trying to find something of the same value.

    I'd bet my ****** she buys something from the 1st shop we went in when we arrived at 10am
     
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    I think its revenge for all those DIY jobs that we tut at and reckon it aint goin to be easy, needs thinking abart, just to use as a delaying tactic cos we cant be arsed or wanna get darn the pub.
     
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    Wnt to Meadowhall yesterday, bought some presents, she wants a new years eve dress. Fair enough.

    Go into topshop or whatever the **** it is. An hour later she picks up a dress, tries it on.

    Her "what you think to this?"

    Me "its ok but I don't know if its right for new year"

    Her "Oh yeah, its definitely not for new year"

    Me "Whats it for then?"

    Her "I don't know, I just like it"


    She didn't get one in the end.
     
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    I'll tell you what, I can't think of anything worse than taking a bloke (or kids, for that matter), shopping. Women who insist on taking their fellas shopping must be crazy. I can't even shop for groceries with my other half, cos he deliberates over everything. Why do blokes do it? Why do women want it? Is it a romance thing cos if it is it's completely lost on me.

    To be fair, I'm probably unusual for a lass, cos I hate shopping, but if I need something, I want it done and out. Preferably with nobody else in tow. (I'll take my sis if I need advice,NEVER my other half).

    I don't know why you fellas even go, but if you go, I'd suggest "why don't you look in that shop whilst I nip up to poundland* and get some bargains**"

    *insert shop of your choice ** insert items of your choice.
    All this srolling around Meadowhell is utter b-----x
     
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