Why does McPhail get injured so often

Is he highlighted by the opposition for heavy tackles, is it because he holds the ball too long and draws in the tackle. Or is he just gay?

 

I think...

that he was highlighted on Friday as the man making us play. When he went off we were a little lost, and thats no disrespect to Howard.

Just wish he had more going forward at times, but still....

Perhaps he is a littlepappy, but we'll see on that front...

 

Combination of all three I reckon

He's a big name, ex premiership player and international, so in this ale house league the opposition manager may target him as our danger man and instruct his players to get tight on him. Or an opposition player may just fancy booting an ex-prem player up in the air.

He likes to get his foot on the ball and play, so he is an easy target for a bruiser.

Unfortunately for us he's also injury prone.

 

RE: Combination of all three I reckon

And the 'gay' bit?

His solicitors are waiting.

 

Would he play better in the champ?

Can't really see him being as much of a target in the Champ as it seems to be a bit less hustle and bustle type football

 

It's a question, not an accusation.

Are you gay FP?

 

In the champ?

With John Voigt?
Not sure.
Never seen him act.

'Wake up, Champ, wake up' said the orange faced, brittle legged buffoon.

 

Yes I am.

But I only give it out.
I don't take it.
I'm a fully fledged fondler of fudge.
And you'd better believe it.

Apart from the taking bit.

 

Hows Mrs Ponty ?

 

RE: In the champ?

I take it that there is a gay porn film called 'The Champ' then ff

 

RE: I think...

U got it, if he plays well so do we.

 

No idea.

Not seen her for a few days.
And the lazy cow has now finished work forever.

If my tea isn't on the table when I get home - then she's in serious trouble.

 

Sounds like she needs a beating

Can I suggest a boot in the fanny is teas not ready and she's not arranged for one of her friends to come round and 'sort you out' for afters ?

 

Yes.

It's about gay men who like eating each others poo.
And it's called 'The Chomp'.

You weren't in the forces.
You were in the Village People ... it's just that you were dressed up like a soldier.
And you were dry loved sideways by the Red Indian.

 

One slight flaw to that plan.

I'm only a size 11 shoe - so could quite plausibly lose my entire leg ... and I don't mean my 'middle leg' either.

I meant '****' there, by the way.

 

I see your point

If her fanny is too big and baggy, perhaps give her a boot up the arse ?
oops no, forgot, thats where my **** is

When I said ****, I meant **** by the way

 

RE: I see your point

Thanks for explaining the '****' reference - I just wanted to be clear.

You've seen my point?
It's magnificent, isn't it.

 

Wheres Dirk gone ?

 

RE: Wheres Dirk gone ?

He's gone to an Elf Spa.

Oh aye.

I'm here all week.

 

Restricted Growth in the UK is a massive problem

Here are some common complaints

Some information about our conditions
The average height of a person with restricted growth is 3'2" - 4'6".


A small body does not equate with a small brain therefore it does not affect our mental ability


It is not an illness


Our growth is limited by the affected genes, particularly in our bone and cartilage development


In many restricted growth condition cartilage development is inhibited, leading to short arms and legs


Many other areas of the body may also be affected, including the shape of our heads and faces


As a result of these differences there may be complications related to our back, hips, joints, breathing, hearing and speech.


People with restricted growth may pass the condition onto their children (dirk - you need not worry about this one sonny)