''I only played cricket twice and was clean bowled both times so I decided it wasn't the game for me. My team was nine all out, but I love watching it.'' Former England footballer Bobby Charlton, TMS FFS yer senile comb-over spackerdeacon ... why is that interesting in any way, shape or form? Q: 'Bobby Charlton - how many runs did your cricket team score?' A: 'Nine all out' Q: 'Jay - how many men have you had anal intercourse with?' A: 'Nine, all out'
And ... get this: Press Officer at Lancashire: ''It's unbelievable the heights cricket can reach - at the moment it's even putting soccer in the shade.'' Mmm. The biggest series in our recent cricketing history ... and the capacity is 19k & 10k are locked out. That's like an England world cup group match being held at Oakwell & only 6k being left outside. The day cricket puts 'soccer' in the shade is the day that 'soccer' has been banned for being a million times better than cricket ... or summat.
I was puzzled as to the reason that the BBC used it. ''I tried hockey once - but didn't like it'' Tennis player Billie Jean King ''I once played Ten Pin Bowling, but wasn't very good'' Rower Matthew Pinsent ''I was a goalkeeper years ago - but I was rubbish'' Pro Beggar Nick Colgan
No - I said BBC as I meant BBC. I took it directly from the BBC website. But if you want to start deciding what I actually mean - then feel free.
Yes, that's him. I'm eating a banana. If I discard the skin in the 6 yard box on Setdi - it would probably serve more purpose that Comedy Colgan. Roundsman will probably tell you what I really mean.
Are you a fly? Therefore you would have compound eyes - which make it look like there are many more things than there actually are. Are you? Are you a fly?
Maybe my glasses are actually shattered , thus getting a crazy multiple image in front of my eyes making it look like there were more people than there actually were.:S (rulez)
