Why?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Are bus drivers so miserable?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Why am I always last to get served at the bar?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Is there dog **** right outside my gate?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Has winter become one long mild, wet and windy grey skied bore fest?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Do the team / player I want to win always lose?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Can&rsquo;t I find any complete pairs of socks?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Does the weather change as soon as I leave the house?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Does the flat tire on my bike always have to be the back one?</font></p>

<font face="Arial" size="2"></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Arial" size="2">Isthespacebaronmykeyboardfcuked?</font></p>

 

because nobody likes you

 

I've always wondered why you always get...

an itch right in the middle bit of your back at the bottom where you can't reach.