Wierd Rules

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  1. Oak

    Oaktyke New Member

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    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    > >animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
    > >punishable by death.
    > >(Like THAT makes sense.)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
    > >prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
    > >only see their reflection in a mirror.
    > >(Do they look different reversed?)
    > >
    > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
    > >(Much worse than "going blind!")
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
    > >and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
    > >for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
    > >for virgins to marry.
    > >(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
    > >world that even comes close to this?)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
    > >husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
    > >
    > >the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
    > >(Ah! Justice!)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
    > >first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
    > >act.
    > >(Super!!)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
    > >
    > >In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
    > >and her daughter at the same time.
    > >(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
    > >law?)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
    > >one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
    > >only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
    > >on the premises."
    > >(Is this a great country or what? Though not as great as Guam!)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >And some interesting little-known facts:
    > >
    > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    > >(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    > >(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
    > >weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
    > >(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
    > >research??)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
    > >(I know some people like that.)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >Starfish don't have brains.
    > >(I know some people like that too)
    > >
    > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > >
    > >And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their arses.
    > >(I know people who can talk through theirs!)
     
  2. bas

    baskerville New Member

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    Goodness I was in Cali on the west coast in the 1960s but I was'nt aware of that rule otherwise things could have been different considering at 18 I was turned on by the girls mother.:pff :pff :pff :pff :pff :pff
     

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