Windy

I had a dream the other night that I was in a pub in Barnsley, and Windy was there! He was bald and fat. I've never met him, is this a fair description? I bet he looks like a lion in real-life.

 

You must be psychic! A bald, fat lion.

 

I knew it! A big fat bald lion.

While we're here, I think Jay looks like a new-born gazelle with a quiff, and Dirk Hartog looks like an armadillo. In my head they do.

 

I thought it was just me.

I've always seen you as a slightly greying meerkat.

 

RE: I thought it was just me.

Not far off. A few more whiskers round the jowls. Like a meercat 'eating out', so to speak.