You'll be delighted to hear that I now have a pet panda. It domesticated itself last night when it finally came round after 14 days sleep, following a mild tranquiliser. I found it on a trip to China and it was begging to be domesticated. The obvious signs were noted from its unnatural behaviour of hanging about eating bamboo shoots. Anyway, it grabbed the dart out of my rifle and stabbed itself with it, so obviously I brought it home. It's definitely settling in. It sits in the corner shaking with excitement eating wheatabix. I reckon it'll be as happy as Larry. Larry's the white rhino I keep in the spare room.
