Wish David Pleat could learn to speak properly!!!

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  1. Thrappo Tyke

    Thrappo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    i know it's been mentioned before but he always says Chimbomba...gets Jenas wrong...can't pronounce Sevilla or UEFA...what a crap commentator!
     
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    He calls Cech Petra too. He annoys the hell out of me. Senile old bugger he is.
     
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    Really - I just wish he'd learn to shut up nt
     
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    In the Man Utd match

    "Ronaldo has been compared to the incomparable George Best"!
     
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    I heard that one as well

    mind you that on actually made me laugh
     
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    haha

    that was excellent

    I like the way he referred to Ronaldo's performance as Virtuoso (fair enough - it was)

    And then Andy Townsend obviously caught wind of this, thought it sounded a bit fancy and decided to extend the adjective to Man Utd - "it has been a virtuoso performance from Man Utd tonight" he quipped. The mind boggles..
     
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    RE: haha

    He seems to have an habit of coming out with a lot of double entedres too eg ' and the Managers had enough and he's pulling him off' or 'what lovely balls he likes to lay on' etc etc. I think it's funny how the kerb crawling incident seems to have been conveniently forgotten as well!
     
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    He was making me hungry tonight

    Kept calling Zakora pakora
     
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    mmmmmmm

    With Chicken Sashlik to follow, Pilau Rice, Nan Bread and a side portion of Tandoori Chicken (pint)
     
  10. Gue

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    YOU FAT...

    Barsteward

    :D
     
  11. Gue

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    "Teasing the German Hinkel" was one I heard...

    I wonder if the German enjoyed having his Hinkel teased?
     
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    RE: YOU FAT...

    :D (dribble) I agree unashamedly. The problem is we have an Indian just 5 minutes away and they deliver within 20 minutes. It's now got to the point where we get free bottles of Royal Ghurka or Kingfisher beer on the odd occasion. We've even had Kingfisher stamped glasses (2)....... :pff :D The old waistline has certainly moved a couple of notches. My belt looks like a madman has been hacking away at it in desperation before the leather runs out :eek:
     
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    Tell me about it...

    The Glaswegian way of living includes takeaway's and alcohol! In the small town I live in, there's one main shopping street. It containts FOUR takeaway's, a bookies, 2 off licences and 3 pubs. Unbelievable!

    US FAT BarstewardS :D
     
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    RE: Tell me about it...

    Sounds like Utopia to me (Y) All you need is a discount warehouse *ahem*
     
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    Robbie Keema Nan

    Sorry I'll get mi coyt - off to bed si thi !
     
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    RE: Robbie Keema Nan

    Ha,ha :D Good on yer! I've got to admit, i gave it some thought as to a follow up with an Indian tinge but Mr Courvoissier, combined with mi brain, led to no riposte. : :pff
     
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    Does he have a speech impediment?

    If so, fair play.

    If not - Pleat - you're an idiot!
     
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    I don't like to take the p!ss if someone can't help it!

    Though I'm 99% sure that he just has no idea what he's talking about!
     
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