Woke up to another five hate-mails from mrx this morning.

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One of them had this attached -</p>

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That is a terrific job.....

... That is a terrific job of landscaping. And it just makes me feel that bit guily that I haven't got around doing the drive yet.</p>

When you speak to MrX can you find out the name of the landscape artist and pass it on to me.... maybe he would do a 'busman's' at my place.... much obliged....</p>

 

RE: That is a terrific job.....

Are you sure that it's not maodern art? I daresay quite a few folk would pay a fortune for that 'image'

 

It's one of the least bizarre he's sent me.

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Others include one of his son and one of a power station.</p>

That'll teach me.</p>

 

What did you do to upset him?

Or is he a "care in the community" job?

 

I can't remember.

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....butI don't think you're supposed to respond to his attacks, he doesn't like that.</p>

 

I,d send him a picture of some cornflakes or if you want toget really nasty then some Bees, that,ll show him not to mess with you Don

 

Is that the beam we're bringing back from Anfield?

And do you think he'd take a fiver for it?

 

Better looking than that lass. nt

 

hah... that is good....

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very quick...</p>

but I reckon that it is a 'sleeper' and that the clever stuff is all about Lewden Crossing....</p>

 

I think he's under your hypnotic influence!

You are feeling tired, you want to go to to sleep, sleep.

 

He's not one of your love children is he Don?

Just seems to have a thing for you mate that's all I'm saying!

 

Bah! Rumbled!

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We used to keep him in the attic but he escaped under the door.</p>

 

RE: I think he's under your hypnotic influence!

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The direct approach is for beginners and charlatans. I'm a Milton man.</p>

 

Skinny little runt then? nt

 

Not these days.

Hobbit shaped.