Word of advice to this guy

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  1. Farnham_Red

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    ITS NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND

    from "The Sun"
    (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007260834,00.html)

    A FUSSY fiancée has issued strict wedding day orders to guests — even telling her intended when to use the TOILET.

    Jessica Imhoff, 30, emailed colour-coded instructions to the groom, bridesmaids, best man, ushers and her mother.

    Her bizarre requirements have shocked pals — who went on to forward the emails across the UK.

    Her big day is to begin at 8.30am when she will do her hair until 10.30am when it’s brunch.

    Then there is more time for hair, make-up and dressing — with specific slots for lipstick use.

    The groom and best man must put on buttonholes at 1.15pm.

    Jessica’s last task before going to church is to put in her contact lenses at 1.30pm — before “greeting guests and praying with vicar”. At 1.45pm hubby-to-be Rick Hobbs must use the loo and “check self in mirror”. At 2pm all guests have to turn off mobiles.

    Ushers are also instructed when to change CDs and get the pair’s car ready to leave at 10.30pm.

    One guest nicknamed IT worker Jessica ‘Bridezilla’. He said: “Pity she didn’t block out 11.05pm for consummating the marriage.”

    Bridegroom Rick, 30 — also in IT — from Camden, North London, said: “It’s a personal matter.”
     
  2. Gue

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    1.50 pm

    Run like fck away from the loon.
     
  3. Sca

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    1.51pm

    Look over shoulder to check she's not following.

    1.52 Another quick check to make sure she's nowhere to be seen
    1.53 Thank lucky stars, ogle nearest barmaid, pray to the Lord that she never finds you
     
  4. Gue

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    RE: 1.51pm

    1.54 boff barmaid.
     

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